edgewater village in the adventure map. So named because it’s at the edge of the world. (lore; the world to these people is flat and finite. However there are those who study and theorize about the void below and beyond the edge.)
CEP donates fire-resistant HVACs to “key buildings”
In a surprise move by the progressive utilities provider, CEP announced that they plan to give away fire- resistant ventilation units to anyone who asks until April 20th. The company claims that this will raise awareness about house fires caused by smoking, not to mention that it gives Compass R&D an opportunity to roll out a new product.
"Fire prevention is a priority," the CEP rep explained, "Did you know that the leading cause of fires at home is from using illicit drugs incorrectly?"
The rep proceeded to show us hipster photos from tumblr of people smoking pot as well as candid pictures of various meth labs from around town. Afterward, he offered everyone ‘free samples’ of something; we still can’t tell what it is.
New unit pricing will be found under the “Post-Consumer Air” tab in your next monthly bill of energy fines.
The Beat volunteered to get a free HVAC unit offered by the program, and we’re expecting to get it in. Eventually.